Saturday, July 31, 2010

attack of the killer moths

The krubbard monster will not be sleeping tonight.  Unless the killer moth is caught, the krubbard monster will never sleep again.
background information:  the krubbard monster suffers from irrational fears, such as birds, moths, and fish.  
The krubbard monster was sitting on the awesome 90's couch, watching Coal Miner's Daughter and wishing that she had the country chops of Loretta Lynn, when there was a flutter near the light.  Naturally, the krubbard monster's interest was peaked so it began watching the flutter.  After a few seconds, the flutter dive bombed the krubbard monster's face.  IT WAS A GIANT MOTH!  Quite possibly the world's biggest moth.  So the krubbard monster did the logical thing and ran around the apartment while this monster chased her.  The krubbard monster managed to corner it and squash it with a shoe but when the shoe was removed, the moth was gone.  It wasn't in the corner, it wasn't on the shoe.  It vanished.  So now the krubbard monster is convinced that if it goes to sleep, this moth will seek revenge and eat her face.  Until then, the moth is just skillfully hiding in the krubbard monster's hair.  So the krubbard monster logically decided that she would just stay up all night.  Eventually, the moth will get sick of waiting and go away.  Or it will starve to death.
In her mind, this is basically the size of the killer moth.
Image courtesy of http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/image_galleries/atlas_moth_gallery.shtml

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