from the mind of the krubbard monster

Saturday, July 31, 2010

A mosquito tried to fly in the krubbard monster's nose. That was the most noteworthy thing to happen today.

krubbard monster: What is the krubbard monster, you ask? The krubbard monster is a monster with a bulbous head, long arms, short legs, and no torso. She wears her pants around her chin. Although this makes eating difficult, the krubbard monster is a devout carnivore, although for financial purposes, she feasts upon large quantities of rice. The krubbard monster's ideal day is spent on a couch, surrounded by marshmallows, while watching reruns of Tyra.

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