Sunday, August 1, 2010

UPDATE: attack of the killer moths

The killer moth has been laid to rest.  The krubbard monster entered her bedroom today to put away some freshly folded laundry and to open the window (the apartment was 80 degrees - the krubbard monster does not like being warm) when she noticed a large spot on the curtain.  Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that this spot was the moth.  The krubbard monster grabbed a shoe and wrapped it in paper towel and went to squash said moth, but this moth was evil genius and flew away, causing the krubbard monster to flail about the room, screaming.  after a valiant effort to get away, the krubbard monster chased the moth into the corner.  However, the moth decided to use it's last escape and fly through a fan.  It survived this ordeal, but was seriously incapacitated.  The krubbard monster took full advantage of this opportunity and squashed the evil moth.  It was laid to rest in the toilet (the krubbard monster was afraid that the moth would come back to life, fly out of the garbage can and eat her face).
Rest in Peace, Killer Moth.  You will never be forgotten.
Image courtesy of http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/image_galleries/atlas_moth_gallery.shtml

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