This photo depicts what happens when one wears capris. Your skin turns green and your hair turns purple and Medusa-like and your lips turn orange and your tears turn puke-color. And your eyebrows fall off.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
capris
Capri pants. There is no point to them. They are the bastard child of pants and shorts. What, are you worried about your kneecaps getting cold? Then wear pants! Oh, but then your kneecaps might get warm? CUT HOLES IN YOUR PANTS! That's super trendy and not nearly as ridiculous as capris. There is no excuse for wearing capris. Okay, maybe while working out and that's only because of the risk of tripping over normal length pants. But if you are dumb enough to fall over your pants, then maybe you deserve to fall. Correction: there is no excuse for wearing capri pants.
This photo depicts what happens when one wears capris. Your skin turns green and your hair turns purple and Medusa-like and your lips turn orange and your tears turn puke-color. And your eyebrows fall off.
This photo depicts what happens when one wears capris. Your skin turns green and your hair turns purple and Medusa-like and your lips turn orange and your tears turn puke-color. And your eyebrows fall off.
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