political ads

The krubbard monster loves political ads.  Especially ads such as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz0C_m_VoCk

He's 100% pro-life AND 100% pro-gun!  Isn't that kind of a contradiction?  Last time the krubbard monster checked, guns were used to kill people.  The krubbard monster feels that pro-life and pro-gun are mutually exclusive events.  She doesn't see how one can be pro-life and want to save babies but yet want to use guns to shoot people (yes, she knows that guns are also used for hunting animals, she grew up in the South of the North. But generally, when guns are a political issue, it isn't about hunting rights, it's about the right to bear arms, to carry a gun at all times, you know, just in case that punk kid tries to rob you).

But this ad made the krubbard monster laugh.  She started to get creative.  "Well, I don't want this baby but I'm pro-life so I'll shoot myself in the uterus!"  The krubbard monster laughed for a good minute after this advertisement aired.

EDIT: That guy is a mutant.  The krubbard monster rewatched that video and he does not blink ONCE.  The krubbard monster blinked about 1,000 times during that 30 second commercial.  He's a mutant.  The good people of Michigan must have figured that out, which is why he is no longer a candidate for governor.